You Snooze, You Lose

You Snooze, You Lose

You snooze, 

You lose,

Ted Cruz.

You use

The Jews,

Ted Cruz.

You're wrought

And bruised,

Ted Cruz.

You lie

As you choose,

Ted Cruz.

You're Exhausted and Obsessed

You're predictable,

You're basic,

John Kasich.

You're blind

And need LASIK,

John Kasich.

You've lost

And you're depressed.

You're exhausted

And obsessed, 

But

You'll never

Beat

The best,

John Kasich.