Copypasta

Copypasta

I forgot to write my blog post last week...

I could have written my blog post about forgetfulness, senioritis, or any other cliche topic, but I find those things too blasé.  I could have continued a previous blog post as well, but I didn't.

Instead of copying the topic from a previous blog and expanding upon it, I decided to shake things up.  Repetition can get boring, and I am trying to break the norm and push boundaries every week on my blog.  In honor of the Republican debate tonight, I decided to type up a sh*tstorm of a blog post. The following are edited "copypastas," text that have been copied and pasted a multitude of times across the internet.

Because this is a blog, I have edited the contents of these copypastas to reflect my blog.  I believe that there is one key message to take away from the following: even though I have faltered, I will never give up in my pursuit of greatness.

>MFW

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>I sexually Identify as a BLOGGER. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of BLOGing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ON Blogspot.com. People say to me that a person being a BLOGGER is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ  BLOG POST  ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ blog posts and ２０００  ｎｅｗ words on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ  BLOG POST  ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to READ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ON BLOGSPOT.COM. If you can’t accept me you’re a BLOGphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
>blog bläɡ/noun

a regularly updated website or web page, typically one run by an individual or small group, that is written in an informal or conversational style.

>They targeted bloggers.

Bloggers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little grade saying we failed.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of purchasing socks all to draw out a single extra point for our grade.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same posts over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know every little detail such that some have attained such blogger nirvana that they can literally read these posts blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many keyboards have been smashed, computers over heated, minds and marriages destroyed in frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our authors? Bloggers aren't shy about bringing their comments else where, or even making the posts our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with no appreciation for quality writing. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Bloggers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another blog post.