Thursday, May 19, 2016

People Read These


People Read These

I am overjoyed that so many people love these blogs.  My April 28th blog has two views.  One is myself and the other is someone that I showed the blog to.  I am so glad that my hard work is being appreciated.
I got an A for that blog post.  I am happy about that, as I put in some effort when I was writing the post.

I made a blog on January 29 that I received an A for as well.  That blog post has one view.

I got a D on an assignment that was completely subjective.  I love having a letter grade slapped on a paper about my personal beliefs.

These are all facts.

I was salty when I wrote this, and I don't feel like writing a new blog post.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Aol Rlf pz 7

Aol Rlf pz 7

 Uvivkf ohz huf pklh doha P ht dypapun mvy aopz isvn wvza.  Oho!

Aol dlpnoa vm h fvbun hkvslzjlua mlthsl ivuviv "pz thfil ohsm" aoha vm h obthu alluhnly.  Mbu mhja?  Flz vy uv?  Pa hss klwlukz.  Pz fvby jopsk Zlao Yvnlu?  Uv.  Fvb nbfz zllt zv uvyths!

Dolu P ohk oly ohpy, P ohk npysz.  Ol hsdhfz avsk bz pa dhz zvtlivkf lszl'z.  P't zv wyvbk.

P hzzbtl fvb'yl hdhyl vm aol vunvpun lwpkltpj.  Aol ipykz ylhssf tlzzlk lclyfaopun bw.  Zwhpu dpss ulcly il aol zhtl hnhpu.

Dolyl'z aol wvyr?

Zhf "tltl" pu aol jvttluaz pm fvb buklyzahuk.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Don't Tread On Me


Don't Tread On Me

 I open up Mozilla Firefox, and what do I see?  Bing.

What's wrong with that?  Bing is a great search engine.

I agree, but Bing decided that I would appreciate seeing this image gracing my home screen.

Now I'm no polar bear, but when I saw this picture of these two carnivores, I went into a fit of rage.

I am a vegan, and the sight of anything that eats animals disgusts me.

Animals aren't supposed to eat each other, that's why I'm a vegan!

I am repulsed by anything that eats other living things.

It's 2016, and Bing really triggered me.

I ought to sue Bing for setting my home screen to this image, but I won't.

All I ask, Bing, is that you don't tread on me.